A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She
gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he
arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close
to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which
is full and bushy. Are you the landlord? " she asks, softly stroking
his face with both hands. "Actually, no " he replies. "Can you get him
for me - I need to speak to him? " she asks, running her hands up
beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid I can't " breathes the
barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do? " "Yes there
is. I need you to give him a message " she continues huskily, popping
a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them
gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room. "
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