Time for a Little Laugh for My Friends

Colonoscopy

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge.

"I should be in charge," said the brain , "Because I run all the body ' s systems, so without me nothing would happen." 

"I should be in charge," said the blood , "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you ' d all waste away."

"I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." 

 "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." 

"I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." 

  "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I ' m responsible for waste removal."

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum And insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. 
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legsgot wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
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The Moral of the story?  Even though the others do all the work... 

The ass hole is usually in charge

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