A guy was driving his car at the speed of 80 mph when he saw the
flashing red and blue lights. Thinking that the cop might not be able
to catch him, he accelerated to 110 mph. He finally came to some sense
and pulled over to the side. The cop stepped out, took his license and
examined it without a word. He looked at the driver and said, "I've
had a tough shift and this is my last pullover. I don't feel like
doing anymore paperwork so if you can give me an excuse for your
driving that I haven't heard before, you can go! "The driver blinked
only once while his brain scramble for a reply. "Last week my wife ran
off with a cop, " he said, " and I was afraid you were trying to give
her back! "
"Off you go," said the officer.
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